Hey doctor, can you keep a secret? (joke)?

Liz Taylor goes in to see her cosmetic surgeon. "I have met the man of my dreams, finally, the love of my life !" she announces to the surgeon, "But I need you to help me with a small problem. This man is only 18 years old, I am truly head over heels in love with him, and don't want to disappoint him in any way, so I want you to make my vagina look like that of an 18 year old."


The surgeon tells Liz of the delicate situations involved with this operation, but does finally agree to performing the said operation.


"But one thing" Liz says "you have to swear to me that no one knows about this operation, that no magazines or tabloids hear about it!"


"I swear Liz" the surgeon replies.


The big day arrives, Liz goes under the knife, the operation goes text book perfect and she is moved to a recovery room. Upon regaining consciousness, Liz's eyes focus on three huge floral arrangements at the foot of her bed. As the surgeon enters the room to check on her, Liz bursts into tears.

Hey doctor, can you keep a secret? (joke)?
oh damn!! nicely done, didn't see that coming. reminds me of an episode of nip/tuck i saw once.
Reply:yup me too house is soo much better Report It

Reply:sssheesh I like m both.


But house is by far the better. Report It

Reply:lol
Reply:Funny! 100!
Reply:hahahahahahahahaah


hahahahahahaahaa


You are soooooo goood


Where on earth do you get them all from?????


And what the heck are you thinking...up and writing jokes at 5am.. I was still recovering from your last lot and heading to bed then.
Reply:huh? sry don't really get it.
Reply:rotflmaooooooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeeew that's tooooo much skin aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha * pussy ears rotflmao *
Reply:Good joke! Reminds of the ole "Willie Nelson" joke!
Reply:haha nasty!!





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Reply:lol very funny! =D
Reply:BIG SMILE -- this one is Funny.
Reply:I think i got it.
Reply:very nasty. but still funny!
Reply:Oh. My. Goodness.


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Reply:Hahahaha!! thats so funny!